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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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Bitchell

A term of endearment. Used to show people named Mitchell, that you love them very much.
Friend: BITCHELL! :)

Mitchell: Awe, I love you too bro!
by mrman4 October 7, 2011
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butcher

the ultimate female pimp. This is a woman who plays men like a deck of cards. She will love you and leave you and is proud to say so. She will not be knocked down with words like slut or whore usually by rigid people who don't understand the concept of women liking sex.... she is a butcher...and enjoys meat. Can also be used as a verb to butch meaning to get with a guy tonight
example 1 " what did you do last night?"

"i butchered some meat"

" oh holla girl you are the ultimate butcher"
by FrenchFrygirl October 31, 2009
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Bitchelle

A girl who is extremely annoying, unattractive and of course, BITCHY. She thrives to be the center of attention, and thinks she is a boy-magnet when in fact she is not. Stay away from Bitchelles because they manipulate you and try to make you into something you're not.
Guy 1-"Hey did you see Bitchelle?"
Guy 2-"Yeah, she's so annoying and bitchy!"
Guy 1-"Why the heck are we even talking about that bitch!?"
by whoopwhoop_mango March 25, 2010
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The Kosher Butcher

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"
John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"
by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008
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Butcher

A boy who has destroyed a large number of girls while having sex with them
I heard about that guy, he's a right Butcher
by EverybodyLovesChicken May 25, 2011
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butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.
"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."
by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010
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