Cliff Burton

A fucking legend of a bass guitarist. Easily one of the best bass players of all time whose talent was wasted sadly in a tour bus accident. Metallicas 1st (2nd if you count McGovney) bassist

Jimmy - I wanna buy a bass guitar so I can be as good as Cliff burton
Timmy - Not possible

by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 25, 2022

The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

Twink Burton

An extremely thin man that has Tim Burton character likeness in both appearance and attire.

Sean fits the Twink Burton vibe.

Sarah’s totally into the Twink Burton thing.

by poopybuttfacestinkypants February 20, 2025

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock

Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton

by Chronicle of women’s rights May 10, 2020

Ryder Burton

Ryder is a really great guy. He has the most beautiful eyes. Bright bright blue ones. He’s very tall. He has the most kindest heart. He loves to cuddle and snuggle. If you don’t give him attention sometimes he’ll give a pouty face. His kisses last for what feels like forever. He’s always there if you need somebody to talk to or to cry too. He might mess up sometimes but he will always choose you. He is an amazing boyfriend when it’s his time. He’ll treat you right in al the ways possible. You are very lucky to meet a ryder. Especially a ryder Burton. Now if you meet when hold them right and never let them go. That’s what I’m doing.

I love you ryder Burton.

by Ilovefish November 7, 2020