The Jolly Burton

A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity

RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.

by lukedaviesor October 21, 2017

dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock

Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton

by Chronicle of women’s rights May 10, 2020

Burton

A brewery town in the Staffordshire, England. Boxer Fraser Clarke is a local.

I'm from burton.
Carling is brewed in burton.

by IzzaSparra September 1, 2019

robyn burton

usually a girl with red hair, is really freaky and records herself singing like a retard

haha look at that weird robyn burton

by jeffdapod June 1, 2012

burton to this taylor

Known as someone that made you end your “hoe phase”. You came from a long lost of exes but you finally found your perfect match.

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor

by DiamondsInMyEyes January 6, 2023

Burton

Really shit town in Derbyshire with more nonces that children so they have to fight to the death. Also Andy Firbank lives there so watch out

“Where do you live?” “Fookin burton mate just got done for following some kids innit”

by Ehugh November 7, 2018

matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016