smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Dirty bruise

Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.

Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!

I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!

by TiGhT*wOuNd&HeLlbOuNd February 22, 2020

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

digital bruising

The result of being owned by a cyber bully.

That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.

by tzchworbus March 3, 2016

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

a brodie bruise

day one in prison segregation gets nonce bashed

a brodie bruise rage

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023