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Britain First

A fascist group comprised of the most brain-dead cross-section of the sheep-masses in Britain, profoundly exceptional in promoting anti-Islamic sentiment, racism, British patriotism etc. Britain First provides a safe haven for the basest of the basest of the thick, who cannot even begin to understand any basic economics; it is a lot easier for Britain First supporters to focus less on the real economic problems in the world which may contribute to their wages stagnating or their inability to provide for their children, and instead point at people with not-white faces and rant about scroungers.

If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting a Daily Mail reader (or god forbid a Sun reader) you might even have MET one of these people, as the only information about the world they have acquired is through a populist far-right filter of corporate bullshit.
John Whiteman: I love the Queen, my country, lads mags, action films, going gym and getting hammered on the lash pulling fit birds. We need to kick all these dirty scrounging immigrants out the country and take our country back. Can me and my one brain-cell join your group please?

Britain First activist: ONE BRAIN-CELL?! FUCK OFF YOU LEFTY LIBERAL ELITIST OXBRIDGE CUNT
by Clemery Jarkson July 25, 2016
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Britain first

Britian first is a far right organisation who wants to irradicate people who believe in islam. Any normal muslim will be described as scum of the earth by their members. They are lead by people who use the word of 'christ' to stop the evil power of everyday muslims and see them as threat to society. Just like isis they use religion in a negative way, I understand there is a great distinction between a terrorist organisation and a bunch of racsists, but I wouldn't be suprised if one of them tried to kill me after making this statement. An average supporter of wants to send all foreign people back to where they came from also known as africa as they are not very educated. They also like to cause a scene in your local b&m. Basically a bunch of fucking muppets hating on a minority.
Britain first is basically a group of racsists lead by batshit christians
by Mark.Nash June 11, 2020
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