Brian

An Asexual being that loves plants

This kid Brian not only loves plants, he loves to smoke them!

by The flu guy November 11, 2019

Brian

A Brian is a funny guy if you have the same type of personality as him. If you don't, then he's a jerk. A Brian can be a nerd,

but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.

Mr./Mrs. (Teacher's name), Brian's on his phone again!

by Codfish0308 December 19, 2017

Brian

To define something that is dangerous

A parody of a characters name created by Brian Conley ('Dangerous Brian' was the superheros character)

Ted "Go up that electricity pylon and get my frisbee back"

Jeff "No way man, its well Brian up there"

by team uca January 14, 2008

Brian

An Asian guy with a tiny dick. No one wants Brian. At least his personality is enough to compensate

Girl 1: "Ew, it's Brian"
Girl 2: "I hear he has a good personality though"

by Richthenigga September 6, 2019

Brian

A faggot

Ugggg its brian

by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019

Brian

Brian is a kind hearted , selfless person . He gives so much and is a true blessing . He is shy and sometimes afraid to show his true feelings . He may not have a lot of friends but those who are his friend love him . He is a very caring person and knows just what to say to help you feel better .

Guy :“I’m feeling really down” ,
Guy 2 :“You need a Brian”

by Augsbhd June 9, 2018

Brian

A loser that camps in Roblox FPS and a nerd that plays MMO games.

Person 1: OMG the guy in the back keeps killing me in this Roblox game
Person 2: You mean a “Brian”, I bet he plays MMO games too

by xXWaterDrinkerXx September 14, 2022