Cockmeat Breath

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.

1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!

by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011

Power Breathing

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.

Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.

by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010

gill-breath

someone who is rock, and looks like a right fish.

scruff: er, there is a gill-breath
other scruff: haha how silly?

by shane moody July 7, 2008

stem breath

the smelly aroma in your mouth after you are so desperate for weed that you smoke your left over stems

Ewwwwwwww stem breath!

by ThaFourThree December 18, 2007

Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Breath Air

Breath Air - A man with a bugatti

Breath Air

by A random personnnnn September 7, 2022

dog breath

having eaten a lamb dish at your local indian takeaway,your breath stinks of farts the next morning.it also feels as though a rat has slept in your mouth for the night.

sorry luv i cant kiss you as i have the worst dog breath i could ever imagine.

by miss t October 30, 2006