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Breaking Dawn

The, by far, worst of the Twilght saga, and a huge disappointment. Fans everywhere are claiming they are over the books because of the completely horrible plot of Breaking Dawn. Many people are complaining about Stephenie Meyer going back on what she had said before about vampires being able to have children. She should have mentioned the certain type of vampire that can in fact, have children.
Quite a few fans decided not to buy the book because of the spoilers that were released before the book was coming out. Someone got ahold of the first seven chapters, and many did not buy the atrocity Stephenie Meyer called a book because of it.
Are you buying Breaking Dawn??
Yeah, I need kindling for my fireplace.
by twi-hardB4BD September 28, 2008
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breaking my balls

An expression used while trying to come to an agreement with someone who is asking too much.
Person 1: I'll give you my watch if you don't ever tell anyone about this.
Person 2: I want the pants too.
Person 1: Oh, you're really breaking my balls here.
by LimeintheCoconut January 13, 2008
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Breaking the bad

Making conversation about TV shows when not knowing what else to talk about.
She really didn't knew him that well so she just started breaking the bad
by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013
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dom breaking

Dom breaking is the idea that anyone who acts as a Dom in sex/relationships can be turned into a Sub by a partner with enough "Raw masculine dominance". It's often used against dominant women by people who think they're just "Subs who haven't met someone dominant enough".
Person A: Whoa, you're hooking up with her? She's a total dominant, how's that gonna turn out?
Person B: Nah, all she needs is some good dom breaking and she'll be putty in my hands.
by Maxwell_Edison November 22, 2018
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Breaking Night

The act of staying up all night without sleeping.
Guy 1: hey bra you look tired.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I was breaking night

Guy 1: What'd you do?
Guy 2: Call of Duty X_x
by I Fatality X January 29, 2010
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Breaking Dawn

AKA: A terrible letdown for Twilight Fans everywhere in which everything becomes incredibly far-fetched, disturbing,confusing and totally different than the rest of the books with an unsatisfying ending.

The majority of the book consists of Bella feeling sorry for herself and everyone else kissing her ass.

Does anyone else feel like Jacob really got the shitty end of the stick?

WTF Stephanie?!?!?!?!
Ohhh poor me, Edward and Jacob both love me and treat me way better than I deserve and I keep walking all over them both! I have such a tough life!
Bella Swan, after she turns into an egotistical, selfish bitch in Breaking Dawn.
by BreakingDawn/Down October 3, 2009
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Breaking Dawn

Will henceforth be known as "Breaking FAIL, "EPIC FAIL", or "FAILBOAT EPIC".
The final instalment in the bewilderingly popular Twilight saga about Mary Sue and Gary Stu and their sparkly love of doom.
So bad, it warranted book-returning petitions.
That Breaking Dawn book made my brain hurt.
by babsuvulawho October 16, 2008
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