cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.

Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.

While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.

by stasi1974 May 26, 2009

Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.

Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom

by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020

Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.

I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.

by Portwine55 November 4, 2015

boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

by person with a name October 25, 2012

Boredom sickness

When Boris Johnson decides to put England on lockdown so you start to be or feel sick

“Boris Johnson because of you I’m getting boredom sickness you miserable fart “

by kjbhmu March 27, 2020

quantum boredom

The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.

Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.

by futuresushi October 25, 2010