The best thing you will ever experience in life. The only thing that brings the best joy into this world.
" Books are better than people"
by my sleep paralysis demon August 24, 2019
The most beautiful thing, no, living being on Earth. You will never be able to find another thing that is better than this because it can solve all of your problems. If you are a depressed bitch, read a book. If you have daddy issues because your dad is a pussy, the pages will always be by your side. Buy a book my friends.
by MafiaBitch13 June 13, 2021
by Johnny Peru September 09, 2007
When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash
"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"
by BIgBrownAndBeligerant February 08, 2017
by el osito October 26, 2010
by MOJO MAN April 01, 2003