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Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device
"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"
by Pauldylan January 8, 2013
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Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.
After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.
by Duber74 December 1, 2024
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bluetooth finish

"Hands free" finish during solo play
I had a Bluetooth finish in the shower with that new suction cup toy.
by PeachyKeeen November 23, 2023
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
by BoardCard November 12, 2019
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Bluetooth Era

A period of absolutely mind blowing music from the Punjabi Music Industry in the early 2010s, where songs were usually shared among friends via Bluetooth.
Man AP Dhillon ain't shit in front of those Bluetooth Era Songs
by SuperBug November 2, 2023
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The bluetooth device is ready to pair

Kristen DiMercurio
Kristen DiMercurio is the person who does The bluetooth device is ready to pair The bluetooth device is connected uh sucsesfully FM Tender Line in Line out Eye dunno the rest butt you get it
by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 27, 2024
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bluetoothed

When you and another person think of the same thing at the same time without telling each other.
*Two people have the same idea and share it out loud*
“Wow we just bluetoothed!”
by fruitybabes March 19, 2024
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