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blasting the heat

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.
"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."
by TheMerryWebSir May 3, 2014
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brain blast

a sudden burst of intuitive insight based on random memories; a quick, but bright idea for an immediate resolution to whatever problem the thinker is in. Jimmy Neutron is most known for having brain blasts.
(Crocker has taken over Fairy World)
Jimmy: They're really upset. Maybe these ARE more than just holograms. That means, if they disappear, they're gone for good. I can't let that happen! I've got to do something! But, what? Come on! Think... think... THINK...
(INSIDE JIMMY'S BRAIN)
Vision of Mr. Turner: Hey, Timmy, are you ready for the big science fair?
Vision of A.J. and clones: (laughing maniacally)
Vision of wand: (floats by)
(SCENE LEAVES JIMMY'S BRAIN)
Jimmy: BRAIN BLAST!
by DanMat6288 December 17, 2004
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flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.
Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.
by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005
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Blast Techno

Used at the end of a sequence of events while story telling to convey anger or frustration.

Comes from the story of some guy who works at target food court, has a customer come in at closing and orders a ton of food, then changed her mind because it's not organic. He has to stay late due to this, is angry and blasts techno on the drive home.
Hungry. Go to fridge. Find bacon. Smells like feet. Blast Techno
by broccolina January 23, 2011
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rhino blast

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.
Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?
by wesman July 13, 2004
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Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.
"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"
by are^s May 1, 2015
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Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
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