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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.
"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.
by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010
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blenderxcore

describing scene kids with the haircuts that resemble being cut by a blender. marked by choppy, messy, short layers at the top and back of the head. also styled with large amounts of gel to make the layers more noticeable and sticking in every direction. basically just a really bad haircut.
-did you see that scene kid's hair? its so blenderxcore.
-he looks like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.

-i got my hair cut by someone that didnt speak english and now i look blenderxcore
by rainbowsandgasoline February 13, 2009
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blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.
He has blender ass.
by Elderee January 17, 2015
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banderstaching

The act of browsing streaming video content for extended periods resulting from choice paralysis and lacking the understanding that the specific selection is meaningless and will have no material impact on your life.
Are you still banderstaching around on netflix? Just pick something and hit play!

OMG, you need to stop this banderstaching... it's ruining our night!
by fonduefinger January 31, 2019
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Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019
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Bladder Buster

When you are getting utterly railed with your legs over said males shoulders and he plows you so hard he bruises your bladder causing you to then go to the ER due to urinating blood.
YO...my fuck buddy gave me a bladder Buster last night.
by BLADDERBUSTER666 November 26, 2020
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