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Bill

A mega lanker built like the giant from jack and that big ass beanstalk. Hes slightly autistci but pulls a crazy amount of bitches, especially ones that are too small to ride the rides at disneyland.
Person 1: you see bill over there
Person 2: i thought he was in china
Person 1: i can still see his 7 foot ass from here
by boomboclat dawg January 29, 2024
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When an individual attempts to circumvent the punishments that have been established in the presence of fellow peers. A cowardly act.
Well well well, Andy’s trying to bill again. What an absolute nonce.
by Calvanka February 9, 2024
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person 1: Who is that guy? He's really rude.
person 2: It must be bill.
by Smith_Joy- April 13, 2024
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a banknote, or bill of exchange.
by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024
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Bill, the name for bulge
Go out there and check out his Bill
by ThePokiesLover June 26, 2024
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1) The most important triangle in history; your new best friend, life coach, death coach, overlord, style consultant, mentor, mental case, mastermind, and mind master.
2) The writer, director, star, and EP behind all your favorite nightmares!
3) WKH JXB ZKR ZULWHV WKH FRGHV
by BiIl Cipher December 25, 2024
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Wow! What a surprise! The bill regarding DHS funding and the Voter ID bill that everyone knew weren't going to pass DIDN'T PASS! It's almost like they spent weeks talking about bills they knew weren't going to pass and then didn't pass the bills and then got paid to do nothing for weeks! Isn't that fucking crazy!? I invent a working model of AI... DON'T get paid... They do essentially nothing for 2 weeks... LIVE IN A FUCKING MANSION as I struggle to afford my rent... Welp, I guess I better sign off on the money THEY ALREADY TOOK FROM THE PAYCHECK THAT WASN'T ENOUGH TO COVER THE RENT I HAVE 4 DAYS TO PAY AND INCREASED BY $50 THIS MONTH! Better sign that consent form so that people who already have and took my money preemptively and by force can not arrest me for not consenting to giving them the money the already took and used to explode little girls, literally. BOY-OH-BOY am I glad they aren't using the authority of the state compel the tech billionaires to pay me for my labor so I can fix my infected tooth and weird left testicle cus then... You know... Something.
Hym Iam "Wow! That's crazy! Neither of those bills that they spent 4 weeks talking about passed! It's almost like they literally did nothing for 4 weeks straight and I go to jail if I don't pay them to do that! I wish Ree-lon had to go to jail for not paying me! And Cuckerbeard! Except the difference is the government already took and has the money so I can't not pay them... I just also have to retroactively consent to the money they already took being taken... And then REE-lon doesn't have to retroactively pay for the work that I did that he used... Because... Reasons. OK. That's cool. That's fun."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2026
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