boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

Beforeno

The terrible yet oddly amusing dialogue and development in a porno before the actual porn begins.

"That beforeno was so bad I couldn't stop laughing!"

by Rogue Monkeys June 20, 2015

Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.

I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.

by Portwine55 November 4, 2015

Boredomness

Psychological tiredness

Boredomness is a killer. It almost killed at the beach party

by emmahnyra March 3, 2018

boredom

when you are so bored that you end up literally making a definition for bordem on the urban dictionary

harriet: today i went to billie eilish’s pop up shop then i had a picnic then i went to a party

me: today i got so full of boredom i write a definition for it in the urban dictionary

by 🌻🖤🌫💧🧸 May 28, 2019

Boredom

A feeling of unease with what’s happening or not happening, coupled with a desire to be doing something else.

This salsa class fills me with boredom. I want to be at home with my cat.

by Sylvestra July 7, 2019

boredom

when you so done with shit that you make stuff like this

Karen: Wow im so bored
Jenny: that's called boredom. you should make a list of dumb things aHa

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by bullyhunter420 March 17, 2020