Beans

Something unfavorable or undesirable, typically used as a response and popularized by Twitch streamer Vinesauce.
Semi-interchangeable with Bullshit.

"The developer refuses to fix the game-breaking bugs." "That's kinda beans."
"I lost my job because my manager has been stealing money and blamed me." "Dude that's beans."
"Kinda beans how they're making me pay for the same game twice."

by the64thshadow March 19, 2021

no bean

When someone says something that is false but they think is true. you say no bean meaning not true

the empire state building is tiny. no bean

by sir father jeff December 20, 2019

Beaned

The act of throwing a can of Bush Beans at such a high velocity, that it shatters a human skull.

Dude, I just Beaned someone in Hitman!

by General Canobi July 22, 2019

bean

someone who is small and precious, and you would do anything for. someone who is just too amazing and adorable

Alex is my little bean, they are kind and amazing and i love them so much

by tinybeanalex July 3, 2022

No beans

Similar to 'no cap.' 'No beans' is used to affirm the truth of one's statement, especially one that may seem hard to believe.

"Dude, there's no way you got that hot girls snap"
"I did, no beans"

by chingleberry January 24, 2021

Beans

the food that will give you diarrhea

"Shit my stomach hurts i bet it was those damn beans"
"HELP IM HAVING IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I SHOULD'NT HAVE ATE THOSE BEANNSS

by obamalizardman December 27, 2018

beaning

A slang term for the euphoric effects of ecstacy tablets.

Geez! Im well mashed, Im beaning my tits off!!

by dangerous donnivan April 8, 2008