Batstaffer

A Woman who likes to use a baseball bat instead of a dildo.

"whoa dude, I shacked up with this batstaffer last night, never seen anything so wide!!"

by richarlard April 29, 2010

Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.

I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?

by Arthur Pennington January 2, 2012

barista lyfe

noun.

A phrase intended for humor - often exchanged between coworkers in the coffee industry - to set apart life experiences and attribute the occupation as the cause of said happenings.

"Last night- I got home. Drank one beer. Ate two cookies. Passed out before 7:30pm. (Because we have to wake up so damn early). Barista lyfe."

"You realize if we had to pay for all the caffeine we drink it'd be at least 150 bucks a day, right?" "hahaha!, yeah, barista lyfe."

Four espresso shots are simultaneously pouring. The grinder is running for two more. One drink is getting pretty with latte art. Flavors are flying into cups everywhere. Everything is perfectly coming together. And suddenly you realize your brain has no idea what drink your hands are making. So you shout, "There's a... er... something. It's tasty! At the bar!" Barista Lyfe.

by starjet November 4, 2013

baristasi

A secret association whose members patrol urban coffee shops to expose lousy coffee.

The baristasi closed down five coffee shops in Melbourne in the last week.

by Fred Eagles April 4, 2017

balista

Forming from Greek meaning outgoing, strange, wonder; different

“That’s a balista kind of person”

by Christopher steiner March 11, 2018

barista gang

a group of super cool people who will make tons of cash this summer using this one simple trick!
also owns Antarctica and mine space rocks

whoa is that the barista gang
yessir
wow dude they giving out fre frap??? better hop into starbucks!!
oh wtf why are there gunshots
idk bro but a fre frap is a fre frap

by shocollo November 3, 2020

Bautistanium

A newly discovered element with magnetic properties; has been know to attract females of all kinds.

Girls get a whiff of Bautistanium and go all crazy.

by 100percentpacketloss March 15, 2021