borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.
Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!
by NEMouse July 13, 2024
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Borked

A cool Word you use as your licence-plate in Norway
Ha, look he just borked his phone!
by Bablab April 26, 2021
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Borked

1. To have botched something up beyond repair.

2. When something is botched up beyond repair.
Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."
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borked

it's like barking but funnier so in the seed of your dog saying bark bark he says bork bork and the action that he did was he borked.
my dog totally borked at me today
by a fucking furry July 27, 2020
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Borked

To trick or put someone off there game
by Ledgeblood January 05, 2018
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bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds
Be careful with that bork ice cream!
by MlemShobe November 28, 2019
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Borkness

The dankest doge in the universe often became so cool that a new word had to be invented to describe his actions
Gabe the doge is an symbol of absolute borkness
by Name Nomad February 01, 2017
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