bamboozle

to completely catch a bitch off guard with something surprising or out of the ordinary. may result in an anxiety attack perhaps 👀
by dianethers June 10, 2020
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bamboozle

Person 1: Did /u/lordtuts bamboozle you too?
Person 2: Yeah he bamboozled us all. We actually thought he'd tattoo his ass for fake internet points. We are easily bamboozled.
by somethingsomethingbla December 20, 2016
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The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle

When a man knowingly allows the woman to ride him during sexual intercourse even though he doesn't find it pleasurable, so that she can arrive at climax multiple times before he finishes. Thus making him look like a sexual god.
Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.
by Duke Dankenstien March 02, 2018
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Bamboozle Master

1. To deceive by underhanded methods or to confuse, frustrate, or throw off thoroughly or completely

2. Have the initials MSW
Mark loves to be the Bamboozle Master when talking to DeAnna and Tim by saying things that are untrue or mildly false
"Why does this say 'poing' when it should say 'point'"
"I'm not sure what you're talking about, it has said 'point' this whole time"
'HA I MSW, AM THE BAMBOOZLE MASTER!!!"
-facepalm-
by thedyingwalrus December 17, 2020
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Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.
by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022
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Bamboozle-Man

A cryptic individual in a top hat that can and will bamboozle you at any given chance.
"Bro I woke up with ferrets in my fridge again. Bamboozle-Man is at it again.
by hezeishere July 05, 2022
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