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backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022
mugGet the backyardermug.

backyard whore

some bitch in the back yard sucking on everyone’s dick include ya baby boy
by milky slut June 14, 2022
mugGet the backyard whoremug.

backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw
guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.
by Mr.mister November 6, 2012
mugGet the backyardedmug.

Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
mugGet the Backyard Quesomug.

Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.
Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!
by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Backyard Birdermug.

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.
Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.
by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017
mugGet the profits backyardmug.

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.
Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?
by Walk DMC January 26, 2017
mugGet the Backyard steamboatmug.

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