Avocado birth 

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.

At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"

Avocado birth by nice bever February 3, 2024

Avocado launch 

The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.

You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.

You face a system acocado launch.

Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"

Avocado launch by nice bever February 3, 2024

Avocado Chocolate Egg 

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

Avocado Chocolate Egg by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

avocado girl 

A cute girl with no tits but an epic butt.

That avocado girl has me shook….Dat ass….

avocado girl by Pseudomark May 15, 2025

Avocado Guilt

The guilt you feel when you owe a friend an avocado

I told Olivia not to worry about paying back an unripe avocado for a ripe avocado. But she said that avocado guilt would keep her up at night.

Avocado Guilt by The Moose Farmer February 15, 2026

Avocado throat

When someone is gastric allergic to avocado and can’t shit or puke for a week, only stomach knots and pain.

She ate a teaspoon of the guac and gone done and got that avocado throat

Avocado throat by Batman-Neck May 7, 2026

Nikocado Avocado 

Nikocado avocado aka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.

Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?

Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?

Nikocado Avocado by Bot August 19, 2020