australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.
Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood
by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017
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Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.
Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.
by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019
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Australian Outback

When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.
by Funpositions69 May 3, 2019
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Australian selfie

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.
I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!
by aliciakmeighty August 31, 2013
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Australian Sushi

To catch and consume a live goldfish out of one’s vagina.
Staci’s mom is a freak! She sat on my face and while I was ‘down under’ she fed me Australian Sushi.
by Hal Dizzle November 12, 2018
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Australian Kiss

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
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Australian buttchug

Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.
"Crikey, did you see that shiela giving Bruce an Australian Buttchug last night?"
by Alraune April 29, 2004
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