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crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013
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Scanic Attack

n.
: The sudden onset of fear, terror, and impending doom when you finally hear a good song while scanning stations on your car radio, which results in you clumsily thrusting your fat finger toward the scan button before the station is lost forever.
I finally found a station not playing Katy Perry, and had a total scanic attack and plowed into the back of a tractor trailer.
by DookieDookie October 26, 2010
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kanak attack

The feeling of intense laziness that one gets from eating too much. Used mainly in Hawaii.
After pounding three plate lunches I had a major kanak attack.
by clawthorneridah May 12, 2007
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shart attack

False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
by codimus123 April 1, 2010
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Zach Attack

1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.
1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.

2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!

3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!
by The TampaBay Tyrant March 25, 2009
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Nak Attack

While receiving head head from a girl, the girl forces her pinky finger in your ass.
Trent: "Last night I was getting a bj from a girl, and she put her pinky in my ass and she called it the Nak Attack."
by Khammer January 25, 2010
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fuck attack

a very massive attack that leaves the attacked person so fucked
Man, I build huge army and launched a fuck attack, I erased his base
by theDude12333 December 20, 2018
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