Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.
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