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Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is:

1: when you have a gay 69 and stick your hand inside there asshole and pull out the shit and rub it on each other than the first one to cum has to eat all of the shit.

2: when you take your girl out to a resterrant than not let her take a shit all day than you have anale sex untill she shits all over your dick than you take out your dick and bust all over her back than you have to eat all of the shit and cum with out you hands.

3: When you take a shit in your girls mouth and then you stick your dick in there untill she trows up all over your dick than she has to eat the shit and put it in her vagina than cum in her face.

4: to take out as much shit as posibul with one hand full and two servings and eat it
I had to give a Rusty Venture to my friends last nights.
by Rusty Venture69 November 24, 2010
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To venture into the Phlegethon

Expression refering to the willingness of an individual to perform felation on their sexual partner regardless of them being on their period. The Phlegethon being a river of boiling blood where violent souls are punished.
We hadn't seen each other in a while, I did not care I had to venture into the Phlegethon.
by TequilaAnnex June 6, 2024
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Denture Venture

The insinuation of sexual activity before or after the removal of dentures.
by Jodamea Fox January 25, 2020
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red

From the venture brothers
I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday
by Destoroyah November 25, 2010
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rusty venture

the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010
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nothing ventured, nothing gained

you can't expect to achieve anything if you never take any risks.
"If you're too afraid to start a business, just remember that nothing ventured, nothing gained - sometimes you have to risk everything to be successful."
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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Rusty Venture

Where you wack off so much that you rub your dick raw
Dude, my brother has been in the shower for an hour, I think he is giving himself a Rusty Venture
by whattt? November 24, 2010
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