assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.

My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.

by KyERnurse August 31, 2009

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

ashfucker

A person who likes to have sex with the cremated remains of a human being.

You: I herd you have a tiny wang, dude.
Friend: That's not what your mom said last night!
You: My mom's dead, you ashfucker!

by lulzslaev1 December 1, 2010

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

Assfucker

someone who fucks doggie style

by Cemore Butts October 13, 2003

Assfucker

A person who screws you over all the time. A complete user.

Mary the assfucker stole my t.v. and laptop today.

by It's a rap March 8, 2019

Assfuckery

Fucking of the asshole.

I say John, I got up to some total assfuckery last night.

by Poosymonster March 10, 2024