Armenian Highway 

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.

When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”

Armenian Highway by Phillybiop February 21, 2025

Armenian facts 

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.

Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:

Armenian facts by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

Armenian Handjob by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025

Armenian picnic

The act of jamming sticks of butter and or margarine, (can sub for peanut butter) and maple syrup into one’s anus before pushing it out over matzah crackers and having it eaten during an orgy.

“Invited a few friends over for an Armenian picnic and our new friend Chet brought Tolma, Chet’s such a noobe”

Armenian picnic by Louis friend February 22, 2026

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

Armenian Death Mask by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.

“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night”

Armenian Oven by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025

kebob Armenian 

an Armenian that only goes to church for the church festival or on a feast day

ani: you see those people they don’t even know the hayr mer

nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians

kebob Armenian by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? March 17, 2021