by Samtheyr7ranga June 21, 2022
THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
The best friends in the whole world no one could ever be better friends then them there going to be friends forever and will stand by each other through anything
by Anglicized_08 November 22, 2021
Arianna is a small creature, normally wearing all black. This creature roams your local high school in order to convert loner children into emo children. Arianna can bite and claw a child to convert it. Arianna can be distracted/reasoned with if you have a vape-pen offering.
Note: CREATURE IS ANTISEMETIC AND WILL ATTACK JEWISH CHILDREN OF ALL SIZES
Note: CREATURE IS ANTISEMETIC AND WILL ATTACK JEWISH CHILDREN OF ALL SIZES
Jew A: Bro, that was close. Arianna (emo) almost turned me emo.
Jew B: That's why I don't wear my kippah to school
Jew B: That's why I don't wear my kippah to school
by t0b October 02, 2022
Amazing girl you won't want to let go. She is smart, witty, sexy, caring, respectful, beautiful, honest, and Gorgeous inside and out.
If you we're going to date her, you better be ready for her to make you smile.
If you we're going to date her, you better be ready for her to make you smile.
by Watch me neigh neigh fr huh. September 07, 2015
an amazing friend, ur fucking awesome man thanks for helping me so much, i really appreciate you HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WOOOO <3
arianna goh is fucking awesome
by yeapples February 11, 2024
arianna goh is fucking awesome
by yeapples February 11, 2024