The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023

Armenian search

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.

by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Armenian genocide

Didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️

The Armenians think the Armenian genocide actually happened. It didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ tr

by Tom28281 July 11, 2023

Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.

“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night”

by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025