whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice

Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009

Road apples

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

applesauced

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.

My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.

by Bosox099 September 29, 2009

ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

Apples To Apples

the most amazing card game in history

Terrence: wanna play apples to apples?
Dylan: psh! fuck yes!
Andrew: what's apples to apples?
Sabrina: only the most amazing game ever!

by RollLikeMe August 14, 2010

eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003