When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.
“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”
by Loganjaman August 16, 2023
Get the Appalachian bidetmug. by Rs696969 March 11, 2014
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by anonymous August 30, 2022
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by bigB-Rad86 January 19, 2024
Get the Appalachian Whirlygigmug. A term used for a mixed breed canine since the early 1970's, approximately 12 to 24 inches tall, that howls / bays more than it barks and is of some hound descent (mostly beagle), found in the West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Ohio regions, used for hunting smaller game
Hunter 1: Thats a fine little huntin' dog u got there, what kind of dog is that?
Hunter 2: Oh this is Daisy and shes an Appalachian Gypsy Hound
Hunter 2: Oh this is Daisy and shes an Appalachian Gypsy Hound
by Crash13 July 19, 2012
Get the Appalachian Gypsy Houndmug. Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.
by NVRLnD March 1, 2024
Get the Appalachian Autismmug. by LollyFranken101 October 23, 2020
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