Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022

Amber hearding

poo on bed

She pulled an amber heard

Amber hearding: poo on bed

by caliburrito May 8, 2022

Amber Hearding

When your animal (or significant other if you’re Johnny Depp) defecates in non appropriate places.

I had to train my dog to stop her from Amber Hearding the bed.

by youradoptivemother225 May 4, 2022

Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022

Amber Hearded

When someone hurts you (physically or mentally)

Person 1: *slaps friend on the back*
Person 2: "Ouch, dude you totally Amber Hearded me."

by AlphaFromAbove December 11, 2020

Amber Hearded

The act of shitting the bed

I got drunk last night and amber hearded the bed again.

by Holyshartz November 9, 2020