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AirPods

Ew
Virgin: Hey man look at my new AirPods

Chad: ew beats are better
by Penisfucker69 December 5, 2020
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Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020
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two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.
We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!
by dona sweet November 7, 2021
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airpod shotty

"airpod shotty, imma catch a body, looking real sussy, real sussy, real sussy
by sussybaka124 November 18, 2021
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AirPods

Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.
Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2021
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Airpod shotty

just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty

you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*
by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022
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Airpod Shotty

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2

Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.

CHORUS x4

Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)

She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,

Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy
by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021
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