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LeMonde Airlines

Gee, LeMonde Airlines has improved so much in the past 2 years!
by sprice7X March 11, 2021
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American Airlines Halfway House

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
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American Airlines Halfway House

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
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Saurya airlines

DUDDEE YOU ACTING LIKE SUCH A SAURYA AIRLINES PASSENGER RN
by MaybeSword November 24, 2021
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United Airlines

An absolute piece of shit. I waited another 1hour and 30 minutes AFTER the plane landed
United Airlines is shit
by Raqueef June 29, 2022
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Piedmont Airlines

A Regional Carrier for American Airlines typically handling short feeder flights between Hubs and Field Stations operating under the brand American Eagle.

They employ union workers under the CWA (Communications Workers of America) which has ties to CenturyLink and has a rather poor contract till they renegotiate. The payscale is lacking and the inability to strike among other things.

For most routes they Operate small Bombardier Canadair Regional Jets (CRJ 700-900's) or Embraer 145's which require your carry-on to be gate checked (Valet) with Red / Yellow tags. They do sometimes use Embraer 175's for more comfortable routes.

Management tends to be power hungry and violation vigilant which leads them to nitpick everything their workers do in the name of compliance and safety. On most busy days they have back to back flights which leads to overwork / exhaustion

There tends to be high turnover and short staffing which leads to young college kids and a high number of adolescents taking the job.
Jolene:
"I just flew on Piedmont Airlines under American Eagle from PHX to SBA they wouldn't let me take my carry-on bag full of rocks and bowling balls on the plane because the Gate Agent said it was too big to fit in the overhead bin or under the seat! You have to do something about this!"

Manager
"We're working on it.."
by Lilhomiedownthasidewalk September 7, 2022
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Singapore Airlines

A large company that ownes EVERYTHING
Person One; "Hey Tony, who do you work for?"
Person Two; " Singapore Airlines! Everyone works for them as they own everything!"
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