Skip to main content

Adopt Me

A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.
Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.

No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.
by thepersonthatdoesntplayadoptme January 11, 2022
mugGet the Adopt Memug.

adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.
“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman
by anonymous November 5, 2021
mugGet the adopted freshmanmug.

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009
mugGet the Adopted Hobomug.

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
mugGet the Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Weekmug.

adopter-in-law

Spouse's adopter.
Adopter-in-law.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
mugGet the adopter-in-lawmug.

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!
Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot
by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022
mugGet the Adopt memug.

Adopt me

This is the worst game you can play. If you play this game your a orphan who cant find there home and you are lgbtq+ also you
I play adopt me and I can’t find my home
by Some dojd September 20, 2021
mugGet the Adopt memug.

Share this definition