Myspace Abuse

Abuse that is spineless, immature and invalid. Usually performed through Myspace Messages or other personal internet sites. Performed by people who would usually also hang their head and walk away from you in real life.

Friend: This guy just sent me a huge message saying how much he hates me!
Me: Relax, it's myspace abuse, it is in no way valid.
*We both laugh at the person next time we see them*

by Wilse November 15, 2007

hashtag abuser

A person who abuses the use of hashtags, typically on social media, either without proper understanding of its meaning, or just purely spamming of hashtags.

Spiderman uses so many hastags in his instagram posts, he's such a hashtag abuser. #ootd #yolo #swag #hastag #abuse #random #sexy #spiderman #web #shooter #gwendied #sad #imissher #wooooooooooooooooooooo #taghash #thighgap #anorexia #comics #marvel #Disney #sucks #YAY

by KHORBS August 4, 2014

Apostrophe abuse

The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.

Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!

by onasphere August 13, 2010

Narc abuse

something that the empaths™ made to demonize a literal disorder and act like all people with npd etc. are not victims but abusers

I was abuse by a narcissist, I'm a victim of narc abuse

Karen, you were abused by a person. You are a victim of abuse but no need to demonize a disorder

by genius the idiot May 21, 2021

self abuse

masturbation

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

by head? April 17, 2020

Cat Abuser

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

pace abuser

An athlete (mostly soccer) that uses their speed to their advantage against defenders.

I can't defend him! He's a pace abuser!

by garethbalegolf March 8, 2023