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Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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armenian genocide

a mass deportation (the intent) which resulted in 100-300k deaths (not 1.5 million as that even exceeds the population of armenians at the time).

it is NOT a genocide as a genocide is defined as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group."

the INTENT was the DEPORT. not kill. doesn't matter what the end result was. the INTENT is the most important part when defining this "genocide".
the turkish government offered to collaborate with armenia on the " armenian genocide" and asked them to reveal hidden infomation about the "armenain genocide" that armenia retains which contains detailed accounts of what actually happened. armenia denied. hmmmm i wonder why.
by arunberted June 17, 2024
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Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.
Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:
by ChampionAz May 2, 2025
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Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing
"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"
by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
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