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Apple Sauce

The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.
"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
by Drake1701 February 11, 2010
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Applesauceable

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.
1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."

2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.
by Anirora July 5, 2010
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sapplesauce

1) A ground up sapple who is commonly used as aphrodisiac for elephantitis victims.

2) Also used descriptively as disgusting vomit, an ugly chick, or a massive dump.
1) "Shall we order some more sapplesauce?"

2) "That biatch is sapplesauce."
"I look like sapplesauce."
"You smell like sapplesauce."
by Luis R. December 13, 2006
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applesaucing

"I like applesaucing my friends with my dog, when they fall asleep."
by GiMarie February 14, 2013
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Eat The Apple Sauce

You got a new job at Apple? That’s awesome. So you drank the Kool-Aid? No, but I had to eat the Apple Sauce.
by Factualizer March 17, 2018
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Apple Sauce

Man I could really go for some apple sauce about now.
by The Gnar Kill April 22, 2009
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Apple Sauce

The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.
Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious
by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011
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