What happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your butt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result.
He was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her butt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.
by Nightvision September 19, 2007
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like so: th'whatever
normally: the whatever
the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.
like so: th'whatever
normally: the whatever
the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.
by silentasaQ January 26, 2010
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You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
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Someone with an overt affection for the correct usage of English, and feels compelled to share this with others
Synonym of grammar nazi
Someone with an overt affection for the correct usage of English, and feels compelled to share this with others
Synonym of grammar nazi
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