(Adj, noun) - The reason god had to create the world from scratch, he is super strong, and has very
big muscles. Men with the name of Angel are also the reason that Greek gods no longer exist, because they kicked all of their asses. He can bench press 6,000 whales with just his
pinky. He has the capability of making the impossible commonly possible. His looks are so great and godly, he is able to pursue
whatever he desires. His strength is harnessed from the harshest elements of the
earth, and he has managed to become KOOL without being known. Men with the name Angel are not god; but rather a splendid, inhuman being sculpted from only the greatness of many great things. His name must be addressed with
fucking in it, because his name is too amazing for mere mortals.