Alonso

Is goated and likes to suck cocktail. When hanging around bois he gets attracted to them and flirts with them. Can take a dick up his ass like a man.

Alonso you are fruity daddy

by Alonso daddy November 23, 2021

Alfons

A very sexy man, who everybody loves. He is super honest and super good looking, he smells like strawberrys and hes got an giant cock. He is a very lucky man and all the ladys love him.

Man you got a giant cock you are really a Alfons

by AIphaMaIe February 3, 2022

Afonso Alves

Afonso Alves is the nicest guys you could ever meet. He is the most loyal guy you could ever meet and once you meet him theirs no going back.
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA

Afonso Alves is the best padel player in Alfragide.

by pandeleiro March 2, 2022

Alonso

An amazing best friend that is there till the end. Very protective, get jealous easily, but loves hard. He's most likely a Taurus ♉️ who enjoys being around a small group of people or by himself. Great lover and husband.

People aspire to be an Alonso.

by CancerWoman April 10, 2022

Alonsooo

Alonso is the best boyfriend ever. to Sammy and Sammy only.

"Hey bf Alonsooo"
"hey Sammy let's marry!"

by ballockz August 21, 2022

Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.

Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.

by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022

Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.

L Alonso High School

by Coach Key October 5, 2022