Berlin Airport

Another term for "too many cooks".

Based on the intention of 3 different German Parliaments to realize a huge Building together, that would have made many of their people happy, because the could have travelled very easily, by plain.

They tried to make everything right, but spagetthied the whole thing up in the end and everyone is left unsatisfied.

Snapchat was so cool in the beginning, but now it's just a Berlin Airport.

by FLOWRENCE April 11, 2018

Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017

The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.

She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.

by trentsteel December 6, 2017

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.

I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018

airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped May 10, 2018

Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020