ABBA

This band wrote the songs the hip grandparents as well as anyone with class listens to.

Afew of their songs consist of Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!, Love Light, Andante, Andante, Angeleyes, aswell as a lot more. If you dont recognise the names listen to the song and im sure you will. If you don't you have a shitty music taste.

A:"Hey have you heard of ABBA?"
D"yes."
A:"Lets get married."

by ilikeppandboobs April 6, 2022

Abbas

A really amazing guy with great hair!

You are abbas!

by Gxdhdhjskakwj April 15, 2022

Abba Cheesecake

A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.

Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~

by largegord April 20, 2021

Uncle Abbas

Palestinian equivalent of Uncle Tom. A sellout and a race traitor to his fellow Palestinians

Uncle Abbas is subservient to Israelis. He loves to suck Israeli cock

by Kotarojujo069 November 21, 2024

Dirty Abbas

When you pour oil over the floor whilst inserting an inflatable butt plug up your rectum than inflating creating the Abbas sensation. Meanwhile you attempt to suck your own penis whilst squirming like a cockroach on its back.

I felt really lonely last night, so I decided to treat myself to a Dirty Abbas.

by I Love ABG's October 12, 2025

Abbas

One sexy motherfucker.

I wanna tap that Abbas

by Sox 125 November 23, 2021

Abbas

The kindest, most amazing and handsomest guy out there. Abbas will always be there for you but has a tendency to put others first.

He’s only funny on Twitter.

“Oh he’s only funny on Twitter? What an Abbas”

by Reallyreallyrandomperson November 23, 2021