by Logano April 10, 2015
An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!
by James R Brown February 05, 2008
To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.
Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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When you take a slice of bread and wipe up the dust off of the inside of an empty Tang jar, then eat it. (What Al Bundy did on Married with children)
I'm having Tang wipe!
by GWR114 September 24, 2006
by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003
An undesirable or offensive person -- similar to ass wipe, but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
by Manny November 26, 2003