The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.

The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020

Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.

Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.

by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020

subway face

A typical new yorker face waiting for subway to come at early monday morning. Weary, tensed, pale, restlessness, stressed like black hole is just about to swallow our galaxy.

Guy 1: Dude look at that arse?

Guy 2: Subway face's killin' it.

by gjncp May 23, 2016

Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.

Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.

by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016

Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.

"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."

by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017

Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.

If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.

by TheSein September 13, 2011

Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).

Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023