nub stiffy

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd July 08, 2013
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stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.
dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy
by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022
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stiffy tiffy

From the name Tiffany which is the perfect blonde woman. So beautiful and sexy that being around her is so arousing that men always have a stiffy when they are near her. She not only effects men's porn search history. She causes delays in their day after she leaves because masterbation is almost always a must
I was busy but got nothing done because Stiffy Tiffy said hello. So I fapped the rest of the work day.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 12, 2022
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Stiffy Flipping

Combining ecstasy and viagra to increase the sexual desires of a long night of partying.
dumbass1-Bro, let's start stiffy flipping!

dumbass2-Aight, good idea man i'm feelin small anyways
by suckitbrah January 23, 2011
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stiffy danger

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger
by samiluna312 October 21, 2013
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double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.
Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.
by NaturallyCali March 01, 2016
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stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you
by Chicks luv me August 26, 2018
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