Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

snack dick

Also referred to as a quickie.

I couldn't stay long at Javonda's crib long cuz' her baby's daddy wuz comin' home from pimpin'. So I just gave ha' some snack dick.

by Cartright September 06, 2005

Snack Dandruff

The forgotten remnants of a hastily consumed snack food item (often chips) that aggregates on the lap or chest, dependent on the eating position at time of consumption.

Skyler: "Hey R.J., I see you have some snack dandruff right above the dragon on your Ed Hardy t-shirt."

R.J.: "Thanks Skyler, I just can't get enough of those dill-flavored Pringles. Let's go frost the tips of our hair."

by Super Face July 10, 2010

snack paw

The coating left behind on your fingertips after eating snack food.

Those Cheetos gave me a total snack paw and I could no longer use the remote control with my right hand.

I wanted to rub my eyes, but I had a nasty case of snack paw.

by Mermaid72 December 13, 2009

Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

by bonesofthewhitegoods July 07, 2010

handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.

I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.

by Miachel, Andy, Nader November 09, 2008

Puddin Snack

When someone tosses your salad and then immediately makes out with you.

That girl was all about tossing my salad, but I could have done without the puddin snack afterwards.

by JPow80 August 20, 2011