Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.

Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

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Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

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gosford dress

Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)

Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"

Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"

Rosie: "I don't get it..."

by KrapKunt October 19, 2013

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SIP dress

Sex in public dress

Alternate name for a form-fitting, knit dress, especially a sweater dress not past mid thigh in length. Person wearing the dress may be perceived as "hot."

Such a dress may cause the person wearing it or those who see her to think of the possibilities of Sex in Public due to the ease of which the act could take place while wearing it.

"Damn, that sho nuff is a SIP dress, girl you look hot!"

by Baseballbird November 18, 2020

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