An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.
Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”
by Dublin Jack February 7, 2024
Get the Indy 500mug. by Envixty;) May 30, 2022
Get the 500 Radishmug. An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.
Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*
by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021
Get the Explorer 500mug. by UDIMF August 10, 2021
Get the 500 kphmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of 500mug. by Lin ling July 24, 2023
Get the Shmegma 500mug. When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.
"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025
Get the 500 buck Audimug.