im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014

500

a secret word or a sign that you use during something serious to grab people’s attention from doing something wrong.

Guys, 500 my mom is calling.

Bro, 500 the teacher is coming.

by sheshta April 7, 2019

The Downie 500

The Downie 500, used mostly in middle schools and high schools in America, refers to a group of three or more mentally and physically handicapped people using their electric scooters to get around school. Basically a term to call a group of retarded people who cannot use their legs traveling from place to place in large groups.

Oh shit looks like the Downie 500 is coming to town because look at all those tards chasing after their retard wrangler

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500

The never ending NASCAR race at Texas Motor Speedway that was supposed to happen on October 25, 2020

The Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500 has been delayed for over 2 days because of bad weather. Clint Bowyer has been leading the race since Sunday.

by racingflxmes October 27, 2020

Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011

josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

Indy 500

Indica

Bout to go hit some Indy 500 before bed!

by trehouselighter420 February 20, 2023