2 school 4 cool

its too cool for school but too school for cool

Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!

by SpinFastGoEatAnA$$ June 6, 2018

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.

Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?

by Papa günter January 7, 2018

2+2=4-1

The great big shaq once told the biggest mathematical theorem which was 2+2+4-1 which was hardest question

are you able to solve this "2+2=4-1"
yea i can
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BIG SHAQ
yes i'm

by not big shaq November 2, 2017

long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{8[9)]0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_

Do your work

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary

by LittleFalcon September 30, 2020

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023

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A brilliant thing to do when one is feeling so FRIGGIN BORED, that one tries to literally gulp up the urban dictionary, leaving maybe a single grain of sand behind, but guess what, this word is PART of that single grain of sand!
MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHFYXGFGVSEXCYHGVGHXWRXHCGHQASYGFTCVBYIUOPLFQCVY YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

have a EscF1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8F9F10F11F12PrtScInsertDelete~`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+BackspaceTabQWERTYUIOP{}\|CapsLkASDFGHJKL;:'"EnterShiftZXCVBNM,<.>/?ShiftCrtlFnAltS p a c e AltCrtlHomePgUpPgDnEnd weekend bruh.

by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024