January 22

January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.

Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*

by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019

March 22

Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich

Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky

by Cardi makes me hard November 5, 2019

October 22

National regret things you did day.

Son: Hey it's October 22nd you know what that means...
Mom: The day where I regretted having you.

by Itellthetruthonlythetruth October 22, 2019

August 22

It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.

“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”

by theytrynaeatcrack October 16, 2019

March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

March 22

A bad bitches birthday

“Aye dude it’s March 22”
“What’s that mean”
“It’s that Mya girls birthday”

by Dumbkid456 October 16, 2019

june 22

If you were born on june 22, you are one of the kindest people. You are literally perfect. Your character is wonderful and you seem really cool to others. I love you<3

People born on june 22 are smexyyy.

by anonymous November 22, 2021